The saying may go, “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”, but what about women? It is a long standing tradition to present a woman with a box of chocolate as a romantic gesture. Is it simply because women love chocolate or does the root of this tradition go deeper?
The list I found seems to favour the women’s point of view. No luck trying to find a male equivalent. Apparently nothing is better than sex.
1. You can GET chocolate.
2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
6. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.
7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
8. The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.
9. You can have chocolate on your workdesk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
10. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
11. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.
12. Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.
13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
14. Good chocolate is easy to find.
15. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
16. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
17. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
18. With chocolate size doesn’t matter.
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